Psycho City Derby GirlsIf you're into hockey and NASCAR and you fondly reminisce about middle school skate nights at the local rink, then I know the place for you. Orlando's hottest unique date night attraction is attending an Orlando Psycho City roller derby bout!

Taking over the Semoran Skateway one or two nights a month, this all-female league of gliding gladiators battle each other and visiting rival teams in thrilling matches enthralling to both die-hard sports fanatics and casual spectators alike.

Tickets are priced at just $10 in advance and $13 at the door, so you still have money leftover for munchies from the snack bar and beverages from the beer garden.

Now be forewarned: the rules of the game are difficult to understand and the sound system blasts 90’s jock jams at decibel levels strong enough to make the fillings in your teeth vibrate. But that’s all part of what makes a Psycho City bout so exciting. You and your date are bound to have a great time bouncing to Whoomp! (There It Is) while trying to figure out if the Sunnyland Slammers, Serial Thrillers, or the Arkham Assailants are winning.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your date and jam on down to the Skateway for some girl on girl action.

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