The Best Bars & Lounges for a DIY Disney Monorail Pub Crawl
Written by Stephanie Patterson and Hannah Green
Confession: despite living in Orlando for six years, I’ve still never visited the Disney theme parks. I know, I know; please don’t judge me! But say the words “Disney monorail pub crawl” and my Mickey Mouse ears are suddenly perked.
While it’s not an official attraction, tourists and locals alike have been hopping on the free resort monorail line for years to explore the three resorts linked on the loop, whether to sightsee or enjoy a progressive dining and drinking adventure. And, in the name of research, it was high time I experienced the Disney monorail pub crawl for myself.
Knowing I’d need a knowledgeable Disney lover by my side to tackle the crawl, I contacted my friend Hannah who was up for the challenge of tour guide and navigation expert.
With date night in mind and your reader recommendations in our notepad (thank you!), we set out to discover the best romantic spots throughout Disney’s Grand Floridian, Contemporary, and Polynesian Village Resorts. Below is a guided recap of our adventure.
Note: With one exception, we narrowed our crawl strictly to bars to keep in line with the pub-crawl theme. Please drink responsibly and arrange to stay on property, have a designated driver, or use a rideshare service like Uber or Lyft.
DISNEY’S GRAND FLORIDIAN RESORT
This stunning and palatial upscale resort houses several lounges and restaurants worth visiting. Climb the sweeping staircases to wander the resort stopping for drinks, light bites, and music as you please. Bonus: check out the pool bars during the warmer months, or celebrate a special occasion in over the top style at Victoria & Albert’s. Bonus stop: Citricos Lounge.
Tips and tricks: Live jazz begins daily around 3:45pm, so start here around that time or circle back later in the evening. While the lounge is open at 11am, food isn’t served until around 5pm. The last jazz set typically begins around 9pm.
Vibe: Casual and quiet by day, live jazz bar by night
Hours: 1pm-12am daily
Stephanie’s take: We arrived at Mizner’s mid-afternoon after wandering the resort briefly to decide on a first stop. I sipped on the Grand Cosmopolitan, which packed a boozy punch and was worth every penny. My only regret is not making it back in time to hear the jazz band and share the charcuterie board. Next time!
Hannah’s take: For the past couple of years, Disney has made a conscious effort to include local breweries on their beer lists. So, being a beer lover, I chose to have the Blonde Ale from Orlando Brewing. The bartender was even able to tell us a bit about the organic brewery, so I was impressed! It’s nice to know that Disney also cares about supporting local. While this was not my first time here, I have always loved this spot, because it has a different vibe every time you come.
DISNEY’S CONTEMPORARY RESORT
One of this resort’s most notable features is the fact the resort monorail line runs directly through the interior of the resort. Head upstairs for sweeping views of Cinderella’s Castle and the Disney theme parks while dining at California Grill, one of our favorite restaurants for watching the nightly fireworks. Bonus stop: Outer Rim Lounge (casual vibe great for people watching).
Tips and tricks: Get your drink to go! Just ask your bartender for a to-go cup and wander around the resort at your leisure. One of our readers, Michelle, recommends grabbing a drink to go and heading to the outdoor patio under the monorail line for firework views.
Vibe: Trendy and moody
Hours: 12pm-1am daily
Stephanie’s take: After walking through a small tunnel, we arrived in a lowly lit room with spacious lounges awash in a blue glow, a wraparound bar, and a peek-a-boo view of the restaurant seating area. Upon recommendation from Adrienne of @disneytripsandsips, we decided to share the massive 24 oz. Seven Seas Lagoon cocktail. This over the top fishbowl drink is crazy sweet, but fun to sip just to say you did it. The bottom is full of green apple bobas, while candy fish “swim” about in the blue concoction.
Hannah’s take: When I walked back into The Wave, I felt as if I was walking into another world, which did not include Disney! It feels like an exclusive, hidden spot, that was truly beautiful and about as non-Disney as you can get. This was my favorite drink of the day, just because we had so much fun trying to get the candy fish and bobas out of it!
Tips and tricks: Check in with the hostess at the elevators to inquire whether or not bar seating is available; there’s no reservation needed to sit at the bar, and the menu is the same. Visit at sunset for magical views!
Vibe: Sophisticated and romantic
Hours: 5-10pm daily
Stephanie’s take: California Grill gets a lot of credit for its top-notch cuisine and nighttime firework views, but there’s a lot to be said for visiting right at sunset when the entire restaurant is cast in a warm, pink glow. Hannah knew to check in with the California Grill concierge by the elevators for bar availability. As long as there are seats, you can go right up and grab a seat at the bar without a reservation. The poached pear pizza and spicy kazan roll sushi were perfect compliments to my Sake martini (Thanks, Ray!). The service, food, drinks, and setting practically scream date night.
Hannah’s take: We got off the elevator and the windows in the restaurant were half covered with a screen to block the sun. However, as soon as the sun reached a certain spot in the sky, the screens went up, revealing the most stunning view. Easily, the most magical experience I’ve ever had at Disney. In fact, I’m pretty sure I used the word magical at least ten times while we were sitting there (because really what other word would you use while at Disney?!?). My drink choice was the Tourist Trappe by M.I.A Beer Co. and then I had a Michelob Ultra (#noshame here). The poached pear pizza was the icing on the cake. I will now choose the sunset over the fireworks ALWAYS when dining here.
DISNEY’S POLYNESIAN VILLAGE RESORT
Itching for a tropical getaway? Soak up the island flair at this tropical resort complete with beach bungalows, tropical drinks, and beachy eats. By night, head to the pool and beach area where you can plant your bum in a chair and your feet in the sand to watch the Magic Kingdom fireworks from afar.
Tips and tricks: Don’t miss the pork nachos.
Vibe: Quintessential tiki bar
Hours: 7:30am-12am daily
Stephanie’s take: Here we shared the festive Lapu Lapu ($14), a tropical and just sweet enough rum drink served in a decked out pineapple. We paired that with an order of truly magical pork nachos. I have to call out one of our readers, Natalie B., for sharing the pork nacho recommendation on Facebook. THANK YOU! This was a fun and lively spot to pass the time before heading downstairs to our final stop.
Hannah’s take: Located right next to Ohana, this is an extremely busy spot. So, keep that in mind. However, there are one or two TVs for those of you that might need to watch a game. Great spot for waiting, but not for staying! And I second the pork nachos – so delicious!
Tips and tricks: When you arrive, there’s a 99.9% chance there will be a wait. So put your name in then wander up to Tambu Lounge to drink and eat to pass the time. There’s also an outside bar where you can order a Spikey Pineapple, a boozy pineapple dole whip.
Vibe: Funky, interactive, and tropical
Hours: Sunday-Thursday 4pm-12:30am, Friday-Saturday 4pm-1am
Stephanie’s take: Yep, the hype for Trader Sam’s is totally real. As a beach girl, I loved all of the tropical, islander details from the tiki drink menu to the bartenders chanting when certain drinks were ordered. As soon as one detail captured my attention (like the periodic thunderstorms) another would divert me (like an oyster opening to reveal a “pearl” glass for the Polynesian Pearl cocktail). This place took the bar experience to a level I’ve never experienced before and I loved every minute of it. I couldn’t get enough of the Shrunken Zombie Head cocktail made with three types of rum, tropical juice, Falernum, and cinnamon. Hands down my favorite bar on the crawl and the perfect way to end the evening!
Hannah’s take: With this being the most “Disneyesque” bar, I was convinced this would be Stephanie’s least favorite. But, apparently, I forgot her love of tiki drinks and the beach. This was my third time here, so I chose to forgo a tiki drink and get a Kona Brewing beer flight (surprise, surprise!). The flight consisted of their Longboard Island Lager, Fire Rock Pale Ale, and Castaway IPA served on a surfboard. If you would like something to remind you of your monorail adventure, some of the cups can be purchased as a souvenir!
KNOW BEFORE YOU GO
As always, please use a rideshare service or arrange for a designated driver when partaking in this crawl. We choose to Uber and it worked out wonderfully! Another alternative is to plan a weekend staycation at one of the resorts.
Bringing bags with you? Cushion a bit of extra time into your itinerary, as security checks are required at all resorts before boarding the monorail. This was a quick, easy, and painless process for us although beware the lines get longer throughout the evening.
The resort monorail travels in this order:
- Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort
- Magic Kingdom Park
- Disney’s Contemporary Resort
- Transportation and Ticket Center
- Disney’s Polynesian Resort
Feel free to mix up this crawl in any order you’d like in order to align with the Disney fireworks, dinner plans, or a park visit. You can even take a boat to the Wilderness Lodge for a bonus stop. The best part of the Disney monorail pub crawl is that you can craft yours however you want.
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All images by Stephanie Patterson unless otherwise noted